get your mind out of the gutter

Celebrian, part one more than the last one

airey_kun Dec 03, 2011 13:09

Stats in any part before this.

Also, I got a Skype. I'm called Airey_the_Dostoevsky_Fangirl.

ANNOUNCMENT: Sooner or later, I will get off my butt and switch sites because this is stupid. Also. New tags. Aren't they lovely?

( In which awkward times and flashy, seizure-inducing .gifs are shared by all. )

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, squick, unlikely pairings, insanity, fandom is irrelevent, oh great ass-filler, where we're going we don't need... canon, you fail biology forever, purple prose, and i don't mean a rooster, lemon, you fail sex ed forever, overly-long intro, author: unknown, jrr tolkien is spinning in his grave, battered houswife syndrome, sporker: airey, blackmail imminent, sex ensues, kill it with fire, kill me now, huge warty cock, females do not work that way., it was awful, fandom: lord of the rings, no plot, perversity, fic: celebrian, guest sporkings, lavender labia, bad porn, get a beta, dostoevsky, unintentionally funny, better than hogwarts exposed, seizure jokes, what just happened?, her what, overly long, infamous, macro mania, epic fail, rape warning, classical lit, i'm not actually part of this fandom, f**king psychology how does it work, sex does not work that way, gah! gah!!, horrible just horrible, logic failure, death to the aristocracy, multi-part spork, annoying main characters, ooc, why me, nudity, i'm scared hold me, naughty naughty language, cluster f-bomb, do not want, german porn, jello tits!, broke the rating system, nsfw, get your mind out of the gutter, breasts

My Immortal, part something

airey_kun Oct 10, 2011 12:34

Stats in the previous one.
( In Which I Use A Friend's Idea )

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, unlikely pairings, insanity, where we're going we don't need... canon, quotable badfic, you killed the spellchecker, wizard of oz, grammer is hard, overly-long intro, shennanagins, frenchies, sporker: airey, what did you do to hermione, this is my friend's fault, fic: my immortal, are you sure that's a boy?, trope overload, it was awful, chill is kind of creepy, dubleodre started to cockle., no plot, beige prose, incomprehensible timeline, what homework? what classes?, just plain stupid, puns, guest sporkings, i love this, fandom: harry potter, mary sue, get a beta, idiocy, unintentionally funny, better than hogwarts exposed, lj coding is the devil, author: tara gilesbie, unreadable prose, overly long, bad romance, infamous, gary stu, classical lit, no such thing as too much commentary, logic failure, troll in the dungeon, preachiness, goffickness, multi-part spork, sloppy makeouts, annoying main characters, hot topic is a cool store, i've seen worse, ooc, americanisms in the potterverse, cluster f-bomb, typos, spork with plot, crossdressing, spelling is hard, awful awful awful pacing, pornto!, cliche storm, there are people like this irl, get your mind out of the gutter

Hogwarts: Overexposed, part ii

airey_kun Sep 11, 2011 20:08

( In Which Deadly Neurotoxin Appears )

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, squick, unlikely pairings, insanity, where we're going we don't need... canon, rips off jurassic park, you fail biology forever, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!, purple prose, polyjuice potion tomfoolery, grammer is hard, stopped updating on a cliffhanger, genderbender, sex ensues, i feel mean, kill it with fire, kill me now, females do not work that way., it was awful, no plot, beige prose, perversity, what homework? what classes?, just plain stupid, fandom: harry potter, mary sue, i give up, bad porn, get a beta, idiocy, fic: hogwarts overexposed, what just happened?, her what, lj coding is the devil, unreadable prose, think of the punctuation, author: neil, paedophilia, bad romance, infamous, epic fail, suddenly turrets, f**king psychology how does it work, gah! gah!!, blue screen of death, horrible just horrible, logic failure, poke it with a stick, multi-part spork, annoying main characters, sporker: sith droideka, freaking harmonians, ooc, nudity, why me, americanisms in the potterverse, typos, do not want, spelling is hard, awful awful awful pacing, please stop thinking of the children, broke the rating system, nsfw, omg! i need a date!, get your mind out of the gutter, breasts, this has fans?!

A Maid In The Malfoy Manor, part five

airey_kun May 01, 2011 18:26

Title: A Maid in the Malfoy Manor
Culprit: LostMaeblleshire
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: 1
Source: Pottersues.

Characters/Shippings: Jaqueline Humblot, the Malfoys; Draco/OC
Species: Mary Sue
Special Characteristics: is French. Also, has the BEST last name ever.
Warnings: This is the purpelest prose I have ever seen.

I Say: It's been too long ( Read more... )

fic: a maid in the malfoy manor, leather pants, traditional sporking, i've seen worse, hummmmmmmblot, author: lostmaebelleshire, quotable badfic, purple prose, bad romance, mostly harmless, picking on silverpelt, google traslate is awesome, sporker: airey, breasts, get your mind out of the gutter, fandom: harry potter, multi-part spork, not that bad